Hi. My name is Ava. I just came to Earth three and a half weeks ago. Nobody told me it was going to be this EASY! Everyone ju

st loves to hold me and kiss me. This blond girl called Mackenzie keeps slobbering all over me. It's a little annoying but I love all the affection even though. I sleep a ton. I eat a ton. Anytime I want something, all I have to do is cry. Simple. These people just cater to my every need. I love life. My mom is a little tired, but she'll get over it. She loves me. My dad went back to work today. I missed him. I think my mom missed him even more. I can't wait to stay up with him tonight and have my

midnight bottle. It's not as good as the real deal but I get to spend time with my daddy. That's all that matters. I am so glad I came to such a good family. They work so hard to make sure I'm happy. Like I said, all I have to do is cry. They keep saying I'm such a good baby so I must be doing something right.